There was an old man on a hub

There was an old man on this hub

Who took a hot bath in his tub.

He felt so much better,

He sent in a letter

Saying rub a hub, hub a rub, rub"

There once was a man on a hub

Whose writing was really quite good.

He used epithets

Like a gambler lays bets.

But we're not really sure if he should!

Most arguments contain a nub.

I'll put a nub into my hub.

I like to write verse,

That's acutely terse.

After which I go down to the pub.

I once got a spoke on my wheel

Snapped in half by an electric hot eel.

It had got out of the water

To stare at my daughter!

I assure you this story is real.

I once fell in love with a man

It happens sometimes that I can.

His eyes were so blue,

I got out my strong glue.

And fastened myself to dear Stan!